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August 27, 2020 by TLO in Opinion

Dogger, 30 over 50 strong veering easterly, moderate or good, occasionally poor. 

What a fabulous noise, it reminds me of my youth, reminding me that somewhere a sailor needs that information and reminding me of the feeling that life is remarkably comfortable from the inside of an estate car driving through the rain. It’s one of the things about not living in the UK that I really miss, which led me to think about more things I miss about not being in England. Right now without having left Qatar since February we all miss being at home more keenly than ever, we all live in hope that the COVID fairies let us travel for Christmas…but in the meantime here’s a list of the stuff I really miss.

I miss Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding, around a table filled with noisy friends sloshing red wine down after seemingly endless Bloody Mary’s.

I miss driving home on a Sunday night, tired and looking forward to the week ahead with Radio 4 keeping the children asleep and me awake.

I miss walking the dogs with my mum.

I miss going all the way to Slone Square because Peter Jones has better stuff than all the John Lewis’ we pass on the way.

I miss Sunday Papers, endless supplements on topics I don’t care about hiding the motoring section deep in its midst.

I miss the BBC.

I do not miss ignorant pricks playing loud music on the bus.

I miss lying on the grass on a summer day watching the clouds float past.

I miss fish and chips

I miss stopping at a service station on a long drive and picking up a pack of Walkers Salt and Vinegar crisps, a carton of Ribena, and a pack of fruit pastilles.

I miss the cold tap actually being cold.

I don’t miss those grey cold windy days standing on a tube platform exposed to the elements with rain dripping down my back, but I do miss watching the rain roll over the hills towards you in some sort of Constablesque style…I miss it because it never happens like that, it’s only in expats heads that sh1t weather is fabulous.

I miss going to stay with my friends and family for the weekend.

I miss pints of London Pride and a pack of Pork scratchings on a Tuesday evening on the way home from work standing on a pavement with my friends nailing half a pack of fags.

I miss wondering who buys a bottle of miniature Barcardi from a newsagent.

I miss a carpeted stairway.

But most of all I miss my boys growing up with your children, with the sound of your laughter at our table and I miss you – all of you. You know who you are because you have read to the end. x

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  1. Janie
    August 28, 2020, 9:42 am

    We MISS you!!!! Ever hopeful about Christmas 🤞🤞. Can’t wait to read to the boys, hear more of Jack’s jokes, go for an ‘adventure’ included ginger biscuits up Noar Hill – and seeing the boys with their cousins. Xxxxxxxx

    • Stephles
      August 28, 2020, 5:43 pm

      I miss the Australian version of all of those things!

      I miss trips down the great ocean road on the weekend and the ultra-hot coffee in lazy country towns.

      I miss the ABC.

      I miss Melbourne trams and annoying existential teenagers.

      I miss the amazing food of the Queen Vic Market and bringing home tons of it and serving it pretty much unadulterated on a huge platter, with gallons of wine.

      I miss collecting it on my bike with the Age newspaper.

      I miss Melbourne coffee

      I miss a walk with my old farmer dad and His even older farm dog

      I miss mums hit and miss dinners

      I have missed meeting my new little niece and introducing her to my little Sam. But the alternative, being home, means missing you and Lex and Archie and Jack for potentially a while, and I shake myself out of it and think about what adventures we will have next. But I hear you dear friend. That’s what makes you special, and especially missed

  2. Katherine
    August 28, 2020, 11:24 am

    This! All of this. Xx

  3. Louise
    August 28, 2020, 3:43 pm

    I read until the end so I feel like you miss me too! Love these posts, cuz!

    • TLO
      August 28, 2020, 5:20 pm

      More than anyone! Xxx

  4. Ian
    August 28, 2020, 8:44 pm

    Great post, yearning for things we all love. Sadly, we miss them too as we’ve all been marooned indoors for months due to CV. So being able to enjoy them again will be a shared experience for all of us. Hope Christmas works!

  5. Ed HJ
    August 29, 2020, 3:18 am

    I miss the smell on your hands after having read the Metro from cover to cover during a 30 minute tube journey including the guilt of then throwing it in the bin after such a short life! I Also miss that game of dodging the 15 ‘charity workers’ Who are all on the same stretch of pavement Trying to sign you up to the same thing, ahhhhhhh the guilt of telling them you’re too busy to stop! 😬

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Day 4 - Our fastest day so far, no car trouble, only one pee stop and a great track that took us through mountain passes, gravel plains and soft sandy routes. Superb fun with no wind and no sand storms! Longest single dune climb I have ever done (7km) of slow incline up a big sand monster, car started to struggle near the top but made it no problem. Awesome technical dune section that allowed us to pass the whole pack and meant we finished in first place, but sadly a navigation error (my fault) meant we missed a Waypoint and placed 12th. Maybe tomorrow with a day of dunes might bring a top ten place! . . . #marocchallenge #marochallengespring2024 #landrover110 #td5 #dualcab #defender110 #theadventuretruck #landylove #defender #greenlane #landroverclub #td5mafia #defendertd5 #landroverlove #dcpu #adventuretruck #landroverlifestyle #landroverphotos #landroveroflisbon #defender_life_style #venturatruck #travel #adventure
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We had GPS issues (my fault) and as such found ourselves facing the wrong way into traffic, chilled, and then were forced to always follow someone else to the finish line. We came 17th today, so are improving!

Ventura running smoothly with her new heart pumping diesel, just an increase in squeaks, bangs, knocks and pieces falling off. She still goes one! Tomorrow we aim for top 10.
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Day 3 - Billed as a nice easy day, started well with epic landscapes and bone jangling rocks. Within a blink of an eye a wild sand storm enveloped us and reduced our speed to 10kmh for many hours. We had GPS issues (my fault) and as such found ourselves facing the wrong way into traffic, chilled, and then were forced to always follow someone else to the finish line. We came 17th today, so are improving! Ventura running smoothly with her new heart pumping diesel, just an increase in squeaks, bangs, knocks and pieces falling off. She still goes one! Tomorrow we aim for top 10. . . . #marocchallenge #marochallengespring2024 #landrover110 #td5 #dualcab #defender110 #theadventuretruck #landylove #defender #greenlane #landroverclub #td5mafia #defendertd5 #landroverlove #dcpu #adventuretruck #landroverlifestyle #landroverphotos #landroveroflisbon #defender_life_style #venturatruck #travel #adventure
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Bivouac - God knows how many people in one tented camp for the night. Maybe 400 people, 200 tents, amazing food, ice cold beer and a welcome retreat from the endless Sand storm that raged all night.

Garage Iriki set themselves up in support of @marocchallenge and do the most incredible job of piecing all the broken wagons back together. I needed only the smallest assistance to fit a new fuel pump. I’d liken it to heart surgery in a sand storm…I was the anaesthetist, I thought it best to let the pro do the technical stuff. We nailed it and the car was back in the road in a blink of a sand filled eye.
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Bivouac - God knows how many people in one tented camp for the night. Maybe 400 people, 200 tents, amazing food, ice cold beer and a welcome retreat from the endless Sand storm that raged all night. Garage Iriki set themselves up in support of @marocchallenge and do the most incredible job of piecing all the broken wagons back together. I needed only the smallest assistance to fit a new fuel pump. I’d liken it to heart surgery in a sand storm…I was the anaesthetist, I thought it best to let the pro do the technical stuff. We nailed it and the car was back in the road in a blink of a sand filled eye. . . . #marocchallenge #marochallengespring2024 #landrover110 #td5 #dualcab #defender110 #theadventuretruck #landylove #defender #greenlane #landroverclub #td5mafia #defendertd5 #landroverlove #dcpu #adventuretruck #landroverlifestyle #landroverphotos #landroveroflisbon #defender_life_style #venturatruck #travel #adventure
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Day 2 - A day of exciting sand rivers, fast tracks and huge distance. We found ourselves pushing as far south as the rally goes, and heading into a tented camp (Bivouac) for the night.

Ventura let us down despite looking amazing with an over heating fuel pump that needed to be swapped out that night, so we placed a casual 24th (better than last!)

Lada Niva in final shot is coolest car in the race. They are winning their class and beat us on day 2!
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Day 2 - A day of exciting sand rivers, fast tracks and huge distance. We found ourselves pushing as far south as the rally goes, and heading into a tented camp (Bivouac) for the night. Ventura let us down despite looking amazing with an over heating fuel pump that needed to be swapped out that night, so we placed a casual 24th (better than last!) Lada Niva in final shot is coolest car in the race. They are winning their class and beat us on day 2! . . . #marocchallenge #marochallengespring2024 #landrover110 #td5 #dualcab #defender110 #theadventuretruck #landylove #defender #greenlane #landroverclub #td5mafia #defendertd5 #landroverlove #dcpu #adventuretruck #landroverlifestyle #landroverphotos #landroveroflisbon #defender_life_style #venturatruck #travel #adventure.
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