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Dietary requirements – What has happened to us?
February 27, 2020 by TLO in Cooking

Vegan, Vegetarian, Paleo, Lectin, Keto, Glutenite  – If you identify as any of these, do not keep reading, this post is guaranteed to piss you off (possibly even designed to cause a reaction…) Dietary requirements are the product of a weak and feeble society that is unable to slap itself in the face and get a grip on its own reality.

Everyone thinks it, no one says it:

Dietary requirements, or perhaps I should say more specifically the people with dietary requirements are a product of a generation that has so little hardship they have created food as a new axis of evil.

As someone who once worked in hospitality, can I just speak for every restaurant worker, every caterer, every chef and every single person taking someones order – Your f*cking ‘gluten intolerance’ DOES NOT INTEREST ANYONE.

Have I still got you? Feel free to leave a comment below.

Beef Stew Recipe

Anyway, this is not supposed to be a rant, the point of todays post is really to raise the issue of what to do when someone has a specific dietary weakness and rather than fix it themselves they pass their problem onto you, the kind and generous host. More to the point, what on earth are we supposed to do when we know ‘they’ are coming.

My little brother Fanny the Tranny has featured in this blog a number of times, and I have mentioned his eating disorders before. His dietary fad’s blow with the wind, sadly only getting harder to accommodate, never easier. Currently he is so determined to never be asked anywhere he has taken to only eating food that has been pressure cooked into a brown paste to remove all flavour and colour and then served on a bed of nothing. Somehow despite this extraordinary approach to his own diet his ever patient wife (G.P.) is still able to rustle up fabulously delicious food with good grace and style from behind tightly gritted teeth. I digress.

When “they” are coming, and you are the host you are really only left with two options.

  1. Cook special food, spend hours sourcing ingredients and bespoke individual dishes further encouraging the weakness as they get such love and attention poured into their food.
  2. Ask them to bring their own food, which again means they get precisely what they want and are the happiest people in the room.
Raw Steak

The result of both of these options is a disaster, as no longer is it ok to laugh and point at the weakness, the spread of feebleness goes unchecked rampaging through society. It’s no wonder meat is on a gradual decline to nothing, cows are blamed for almost everything nowadays even their farts are somehow considered more damaging than the combustion engine, poor Old Buttercup.

I still haven’t really worked out how to conclude this post, it seems the future of burgers is in question, cheese will no longer be acceptable, everything delicious will be banned in favour of enforced misery and we will all be forced to adopt the grey pallor of a concentration camp worker. 

Long live Steak…or something like that.

Meat on the BBQ
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  1. Paddy
    February 28, 2020, 9:18 am

    Meat was made for braai-ing…… ask any caveman whether it tasted better before or after fire! That being said I do rather like sashimi, and Carpaccio for that matter 😁

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Day 4 - Our fastest day so far, no car trouble, only one pee stop and a great track that took us through mountain passes, gravel plains and soft sandy routes. Superb fun with no wind and no sand storms! Longest single dune climb I have ever done (7km) of slow incline up a big sand monster, car started to struggle near the top but made it no problem. Awesome technical dune section that allowed us to pass the whole pack and meant we finished in first place, but sadly a navigation error (my fault) meant we missed a Waypoint and placed 12th. Maybe tomorrow with a day of dunes might bring a top ten place! . . . #marocchallenge #marochallengespring2024 #landrover110 #td5 #dualcab #defender110 #theadventuretruck #landylove #defender #greenlane #landroverclub #td5mafia #defendertd5 #landroverlove #dcpu #adventuretruck #landroverlifestyle #landroverphotos #landroveroflisbon #defender_life_style #venturatruck #travel #adventure
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We had GPS issues (my fault) and as such found ourselves facing the wrong way into traffic, chilled, and then were forced to always follow someone else to the finish line. We came 17th today, so are improving!

Ventura running smoothly with her new heart pumping diesel, just an increase in squeaks, bangs, knocks and pieces falling off. She still goes one! Tomorrow we aim for top 10.
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Day 3 - Billed as a nice easy day, started well with epic landscapes and bone jangling rocks. Within a blink of an eye a wild sand storm enveloped us and reduced our speed to 10kmh for many hours. We had GPS issues (my fault) and as such found ourselves facing the wrong way into traffic, chilled, and then were forced to always follow someone else to the finish line. We came 17th today, so are improving! Ventura running smoothly with her new heart pumping diesel, just an increase in squeaks, bangs, knocks and pieces falling off. She still goes one! Tomorrow we aim for top 10. . . . #marocchallenge #marochallengespring2024 #landrover110 #td5 #dualcab #defender110 #theadventuretruck #landylove #defender #greenlane #landroverclub #td5mafia #defendertd5 #landroverlove #dcpu #adventuretruck #landroverlifestyle #landroverphotos #landroveroflisbon #defender_life_style #venturatruck #travel #adventure
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Bivouac - God knows how many people in one tented camp for the night. Maybe 400 people, 200 tents, amazing food, ice cold beer and a welcome retreat from the endless Sand storm that raged all night. Garage Iriki set themselves up in support of @marocchallenge and do the most incredible job of piecing all the broken wagons back together. I needed only the smallest assistance to fit a new fuel pump. I’d liken it to heart surgery in a sand storm…I was the anaesthetist, I thought it best to let the pro do the technical stuff. We nailed it and the car was back in the road in a blink of a sand filled eye. . . . #marocchallenge #marochallengespring2024 #landrover110 #td5 #dualcab #defender110 #theadventuretruck #landylove #defender #greenlane #landroverclub #td5mafia #defendertd5 #landroverlove #dcpu #adventuretruck #landroverlifestyle #landroverphotos #landroveroflisbon #defender_life_style #venturatruck #travel #adventure
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